August 16th 1977

They’re coming to get me.

You shut up now! You know exactly who “they” are! You know, boy!

Dear god, what’s gone and happened to me…

You’re nothing but a hound dog, and I’m nothing but a has-been… If my hips swivel it sure ain't voluntary. I’m fatter than a pair of full grown steer, and on more pills than there are grains of rice in China…

I can’t feel my face…

They told me to meet them in my bathroom. They told me they’d be waiting. They told me I’d know when I saw the light.

Sure haven’t seen much light since she left…

Wait. Could it be? What is this glorious illumination? It's like the Lord himself is descending upon us! They’re here! They’re finally here!

Quickly, to the bathroom!

They’re here!
Elvis Presley