March 29th 2009

It’s cold outside, and I have lost all faith in humanity.
When our forefathers founded this nation, they founded it on good solid heterosexual Christian principals. Every dollar I eagerly spend on my righteous capitalist crusade through life leaves my wallet containing the phrase “In God We Trust.”

Well I’ll tell you what, after today, I know that God is the only one any of us can trust. Don’t trust your heroes folks, they’ll always let you down, but I pray they never let you down as hard as I have been let down today. There is nothing on earth that can restore my trust in any mortal man, not in this sick and twisted world. Lord help me, I simply do not have the strength to bare the weight of this disgusting backwards world, where the people you look up to most can suddenly turn around and fuck you right up the ass.

I cannot bare this any longer. I am at the end of my rope, and soon I’ll be swinging from it.

To my family, I’m sorry, but I hope you’ll understand.

I’m sorry, Ricky. I simply cannot live your la vida loca any longer.

Goodbye.
Ricky Martin’s #1 homophobic fan